ou know what day it is, sluts! hump ian's face while you tell us your secrets!
....i guess it's not appropriate when your 6yr old has food poisioning [update: it wasn't food poisioning, it was the Norwalk virus! more to come on that], is sitting on the toilet while at the same time, retching into a garbage bin and you say: honey, this is probably what your college days are going to be like. my husband didn't appreciate the joke but it was also 2am so i get that (she's ok, btw...was up allllll night puking her guts out and didn't sleep, poor thing!)
....when you're thrilled that you get to spend all day at home on sunday because of kayla's illness so you can organize your pantry.
....i'm almost 40 and my body is starting to feel it. every time i go for a trail run, my knees are achey the next day. not muscle-sore but knee joint-achey like how my dad used to complain about #gettingoldsucks.
....when you pump up the jam on your organizing skills and further impress yourself with your sheer space-saving brillance.
....ever since i won $50 paypal cash from steph, i've been thinking about what i can spend it on. when i win money, i usually spend it on things that i would never pay for myself so those fancy planners? tiny prints stationary? custom stamps? ALL THE THINGS.
....i'm thinking of selling my samsung 8.9 tablet. it doesn't really get used very much so it's sitting around doing nothing but collecting dust. perhaps i should add it to my list of things i'm selling? it comes with charging dock, adapter, case, original box and is in AMAZING condition (i take care of my shit, son!),
now it's your turn!