....typepad was under some kind of denial of service attack virus since last week thursday and my return-to-blogging gusto after a week-long break was kicked in the vag. that feeling when you want to access your blog but can't and then realize that your blog could be down for humpday confessions.
....because of this fucking virus and intermittent up time, that meant some bloggers were able to access my blog and some weren't. my email was eerily quiet even though my back in the day post (where i wrote about my heinous lego hair) was up. it reminded me of when i first started blogging and no one knew about this here blog...however, it sure did make for easy comment responses! i was done faster than my first boyfriend's premature ejaculation.
....sometimes when i open posts in my feedly, it's early in the morning and the post is about some deep shit, i close the window and move on. it's not because i don't want to read it or don't appreciate it but deep shit in the morning just isn't my jam.
....last week when i read in several blogs that this linkup is one of their favorites, i got a massive stiffy. i know that i don't make it as easy for you because i'm too lazy to put a button code (i figured you guys are smart enough to copy/paste that shizz) but i also didn't include any rules because rules are lame which generated questions around if you're "allowed" to linkup if you don't have a post. the answer to that is: i don't give a fuck. i get that people want to use linkups to promote their blog and if you're going to do that, i seriously don't care but then don't expect others to comment on your non-linkup post (which i've read some bloggers complaining about). people lurk the linkup list for confession posts, not posts about random shit that has nothing to do with the linkup....although jess, your mean girls gif-filled post definitely is an exception to this because anything with mean girls rule all.
....i think i've turned another blogger into a douchey bro lifter. jordan put your guns away; we have another one in the club. we just need to get anna on board but i think she's too busy being awesome with her aerial shizz and making us look like two blundering, uncoordinated idiots #BROSFORLIFE.
....i wore my favorite jeans all week last week. i plan do to the same this week. don't judge.
....steph, you know i love you but fuck april wallet watch. there, i said it. i tried girl; i really did but i failed one week after the next so i'm throwing in the towel. #notevensorry #fuckthisnoise #waitingforsomegoodasshitinthemail.
....not only did i yell at an old lady and her bratty-ass grandkid, i gave that fucking kid major cut-eye each and every time she acted up. when you're at the theater and you're around me, you shut the fuck up or this:
....my passport just arrived. i was starting to feel like this earlier today:
....and when i got an email notifying me that it's waiting for me at the post office?
so what does that mean? IT MEANS MIAMI, I'M GOING TO HUMP YO' FACE!!!! MAY 8TH SOUTH BEACH, HERE WE COME!!
**just in case this blog goes down again, steph is also hosting this linkup**
now it's your turn!!