....the cafeteria at work gouges people and nickels and dimes everyone all the time. i hate it! so when the nice sandwich lady asks if i want cheese on it, i say yes, even though i didn't pay for it. take that, greedy conglomerate!
....whenever kayla tells me about these two girls being mean to her (they're the same ones who are always like that when they're together), i give her a rational, down-to-earth explanation but what i really want to say is "just tell those bitches to go fuck themselves". which is wrong....right?
....dear work person: if you refuse to come to the meetings because "this should be done at the working level", don't send me panicky IMs while i'm chairing a fucking meeting because you don't know what the hell is going on. COME TO THE GODDAMN MEETINGS.
....dear other work person: why oh why must you schedule meetings at 4pm? ain't nobody got time fo' dat!
...when i saw this hideous parking job, my first thought after laughing my ass off was must be chinese. my second thought was must be a chinese woman. don't worry, it's not racist because i'm asian and i'm allowed to say such things.
....speaking of which, every horrible, slow-ass driver i've seen all week was a woman behind the wheel. why?! those women are giving awesome female drivers a bad name!
....i've had it with game of thrones. every sub-plot is so boring it makes me want to claw my eyes out except danerys stormborn and they only show like, 2 minutes of her storyline. i am not watching it anymore.
....it annoys me to no end when people try to give me advice on how to lift or exercise properly. however, like the lady i am, i thank them but what i'm really thinking is bitch, please. i didn't get these muscles from doing it all wrong.
....they're bringing back 24. as unrealistic as that show is with the one man counter-terrorist unit, i'm still going to watch it because who didn't wish they were a CTU agent? you know you did. and raise your hand if you had the CTU ringtone on your phone.
....i am one of those neighbors who will yell at you if you're doing shit that's too loud at night. i value my sleep and if your backyard party is too loud, you're sitting on your driveway yammering with your friends or you're blasting your music and it's past 9pm, i will yell at you and feel no way about calling the cops either.
....it doesn't surprise me that the leafs lost game 7 the other night. they deserve to lose after letting the bruins beat them when they were up 4 to 1. there, i said it.