...to bitch and complain about having to work again...even though i've been off for the last 8 months living the life as a housewife and it's only my 3rd day.
...to leave for work at a ridiculously early time just to avoid the traffic that gets my rage up to homicidal levels.
...same goes for cutting out of work early and not giving a fuck because seriously, who the hell wants to sit in goddamn traffic for over an hour?
...to probably be the only female who doesn't get why everyone's all ga-ga over ryan gosling. he's ok-looking but he's no adam levine (although ryan does seem like a down-to-earth, nice guy).
...to think that taylor swift uses her vagina as a muse. the majority of her godawful songs are about her screwed up relationships. hey taylor, maybe it's not them, but you...?
...that i hate being sick not because i feel all kinds of lousy, but because it takes away from my workout schedule :(
...that everyone i know is fully aware that i like to wear bummy comfortable clothes. yesterday, a co-worker couldn't believe i was wearing a skirt and my 4yr old daughter exclaimed: "mommy! you're so fancy today! look jahpo, mommy is so fancy!". alrighty then... point taken.
...to really feel that after not working out for nearly 2wks, i feel half my size and so weak.
...to happily suck on Halls because it's the closest thing to candy i've had all year.
...to be so excited to sign up for tough mudder.
happy hump day!






