....before i start: HOW FUCKING AWESOME WAS THE (mid-season) FINALE OF THE WALKING DEAD?! here are 3 gifs that perfectly describe what i was feeling during that episode:
if you watched it, you KNOW what i'm talking about. that episode was all kinds of intense, i nearly shat myself.
....i found my 2nd sponsor!! it was a decision between her and one other person but then she had an ad sale (for black friday) and the cheap chinawoman in me is all about discounts so i rushed that real hard.
thanks Rachael! looking forward to being blog whored (blored?) by you!
....i'm sorry i scared half of you with my previous Friday Five post about 5 things that people don't tell you about childbirth. for me, it was hilarious to write all of that but for many of you, was that the nail in the coffin?
to cheer you up and make you forget your fears about your glory hole being stretched to oblivion, here's a hilarious video of two guys who go through simulated childbirth. seriously, get ready to piss your pants.
at the end of this video after a few hours of that, they looked MASH UP haha! just to let you know, the average labor is around 6-12hrs; not a measly 1 or 2hrs like these guys experienced. this just shows that women are the superior species. just sayin'.
....i am truly loving my new chocolate truffle creamer and every time i take a sip of my delicious pretend peppermint mocha coffee, i give starbucks the finger.
....i see some of my old bloggy pals making their way back into the blogosphere....you guys will be added to the Randomizer to take part in my Surprise, Biatch! friday feature to help you along with gaining readership.
....i love my yearly tradition of going to the OOAK (One of a Kind) show with gal pal, Leesh. Aside from restocking my usual all natural skin products, i picked up this adorable tinted lip gloss made by Dot and Lil. the awesome thing about the OOAK show is that it showcases vendors from all over the place (not just canada) and all of the products (food, art, beauty etc) are home/hand made. i even met and chatted up a bee keeper who made (and was selling) his own honey.
....thanks to everyone who left me comments/emailed me your answers to my questions for my pay it forward month of december. that's when i do a whole bunch of awesome and nice things for everyone around me, and this includes sending 2 bloggers a christmas gift this year. in case you didn't see the questions and would like to participate, here they are (just leave me your answers in the comments area or you can email me). the Randomizer will pick two people:
what's your favorite color?
what's your favorite nail color?
what's your favorite makeup brand?
what's your can't-live-with-out winter item?
coffee or tea?
do you have long hair or short hair?
....ladies, listen up: this is about SHOPPING! DESIGNER STUFF FOR CHEAP! now that i have your attention, i have a shit ton of stuff to get rid of and i'm talking about designer shit that i've only worn maybe twice, if that. brands: michael kors, burberry, coach, cole haan. then i have regular stuff like Toms wedges (that for some reason, i bought a half size too big), brand new Gap jeans with the tags on ... stuff like that. if you haven't noticed, i used to be a big label ho. i did a little research on Poshmark and Trend Trunk but those money stealing slutbags take a whopping 15-20% cut and that angers the cheap chinawoman in me immensely. i can deal with a 5% or maybe an 8% or even a 10% cut but 15%? 20%? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO' DAT. so what now, ladies? am i being unreasonable here?
i thought about just having a link on this blog to my stuff with prices and who ever wants it can just contact me and we can arrange a deal but i need more eyes on this, people. what say you? do i just suck it up? HELP ME PLEASE. WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
how do you sell your stuff?
if a blogger posted shit up on their site, would you ever consider purchasing? or does that just scream scam artist?
also, tell me your thoughts about Walking dead!