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I’ll admit that I’ve done some dumb shit in the past; we all have. I chalk that up to being young and stupid but when I think about all that shit I did, I’m surprised I made it through my teens and 20s alive.
here's some of the dumb shit i've done:
//go out dressed like a full-on ho. guy, I’m so embarrassed to admit this but remember when the brand Big Star (circa 1990s) was relevant? well, I bought this dress that was skin tight, white with a blue stripe on one side and a red stripe on the other and because I didn’t want to show any underwear lines, I went commando. because obviously, showing my tits and cooter were the preferred option, duh. then as I was walking home, I passed by a mirrored building and under those lights, it was like a fucking x-ray because that entire dress was goddamn see through! and here I thought all the guys thought I looked pretty given the amount of attention I was getting but really, it was because I practically naked.
//go to clubs with no money. and sometimes, no way to get home because “oh, I’ll find my way home”. i wasn't rolling in the cash and obviously, my goal was to get hammered on someone else's dime so i'd roll up to da club sans cash after hitching a ride there. most of the time, i knew most of the people at the club so they’d give me a lift home....but what if I didn’t find anyone? or their car was already full? and remember: these were the days before cell phones existed so I was at the mercy of pagers and pay phones. my god, i was a moron back then. and also a horrible mooch. sorry, friends :(
//get so hammered and wake up on my lawn with no idea how I got home. how much of an idiot was I? and yes this really did happen. more than once I’m embarrassed to admit.
//walk home in the middle of the night. and crossed a field while I was at it. what the fuck was I thinking?? obviously I was too stupid to realize that rapists, muggers and murderers love dumb bitches like me.
//get a ride from people we just met. how many times have you read about bitches doing this shit and getting killed or raped? ugh, just remember all this shit makes me cringe.
what stupid shit have you done in the past?
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