lunch time at work is always filled with very interesting conversation which is always a great source of blogspiration.
according to the men here, bathroom protocol is often broken. i won't get into male bathroom protocol because urinals and splash-back and peeing in front of other people and just… ugh. gross, no. however, this made me realize how many rules women break when in public bathrooms:
1// the every other stall rule. in a washroom that has 2 separate sections, each with 5 stalls, whyyyyy must bitches select the one RIGHT BESIDE ME when there are 9 others to choose from? it’s 8am, I’m the only one in there so duh, I’m obviously taking a dump yet you plop your ass right down beside me? haha joke’s on you, bitch! enjoy the smell!
2// talking. it’s a bathroom, not the kitchen. time and time again, I see women hanging out in the bathroom gossiping or worse, talking when taking a piss or dump. and the fact that that shit echoes is even more annoying. I don’t care about what you did or what your family did or what your weekend plans are. just STFU and let people concentrate while doing their bidness!
3// talking to me. no, just...no. I’m in there to take a dump or piss therefore, you don’t exist. I’ve actually told people “not in here; I’ll talk to you outside” because hello? there are poo spores floating around and I don’t plan on sticking around to inhale them longer than I have to so STFU and piss off!
4// not washing hands. that shit is straight up nasty. I recently discovered that a lady on my floor does this. we nearly bumped into each other as she was rounding the corner from the stalls and she just up and left. just like that; no stopping to wash hands or anything. also, bitch has balls because she looked at me, said hello and then just left knowing that i saw she didn't wash her hands. yuck.
5// not flushing. please, bitches - no one wants to see your bloody tampon or what you ate the night before. and for fuck sakes, wipe the goddamn seats if you spray all over it. we all have to deal with this nonsense but making other people witness your bidness? JUST NO.
what say you? did i miss anything? what other bathroom protocol have you witnessed being broken?