....i am thisclose to telling a blogger to legit fuck off and remove me from her goddamn spam email list again. I DO NOT WANT TO VISIT YOU SO KINDLY FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE. i've already asked to be removed from her list twice already so bitch, let me ask you this: WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO SPAM ME?
....in every class, there are at least two Mean Girls who think they're hot shit. yes, i am saying this about 6yr olds because it's true; welcome to the thunderdome, bitch. i think i spotted these two Mean Girls in kayla's class and i've been keeping my eye on them during morning line-up so we'll see how this goes.
....a co-worker asked me if i would participate in her evaluation which struck me as odd since i'm a contractor but whatever. i assumed it would be anonymous but no, my name is attached to it. how am i supposed to be honest about her sucking donkey balls when my name is attached to it?
....yesterday i was locked out of my computer; something about my user profile being screwed up. what? no computer? can't access data? no work!
....surprisingly, a coworker came up to me yesterday to complain/vent about the dillhole on the team. as horrible as it sounds, i was relieved to know that i wasn't the only one who saw through his bullshit and it feels good to know that i'm not the only one who thinks he fucking sucks!
....it pays to be a crafty bitch. last night kayla lost her first tooth so the "toothfairy" wrote her a note which was crafted on expensive card stock and modgepodged with pretty glitter. she was more excited about the glitter than the money!
....found and bought this book at winners because $6.99. also, the guy on the cover.
now it's your turn!