the blogging world is a peculiar place. we work so hard to get readers, make connections and then something happens (to some bloggers) and they forget their roots when they make it big (aka get a big following). look, i get that when your comment list blows up, it can get out of control and can sometimes be difficult to respond to each and every person. i know that for some sites that have hundreds of followers, it's unlikely that i'll even get a response back but for the regular bloggers like you and me? no excuse for never responding. rude. i have a demanding full time job, a kid, a family and shit going on in my life so if i can carve out the time to respond, i'm sure they can to. keep it real, bitches.
i'm always lurking for new blogs to read because i'm nosey like that, yet when i try to make a connection, nothing happens because bitches be rude. so here are a few comments that i want to leave but don't:
// "why don't you visit me? i have come here regularly and left you the most awesome comments yet you continue to legit ignore me. why, motherfucker, why?! i see your comments on everyone else's posts EXCEPT MINE. Y U NO LOVE ME?! you need to get over yourself and pay attention to a bitch once in a while."
// "your note above the coments section says how much you love and read each and every comment but that's a fucking lie because i've left you 45 comments on 45 different posts - which weren't all that, by the way - and you haven't responded to shit. so you need to take that statement down because that's false advertising, you lying biatch".
// "hey, remember that email i sent to you about that topic on which you asked for help? you know, the one that you LEGIT FUCKING IGNORED? yeah, that one. you sounded pretty desperate for help and said you'd be so appreciative of any and all suggestions. well, just to let you know, i put a lot of thought into that email and it took me 45 fucking minutes to draft that bitch up for a stranger on the internet. i barely even put that much effort into my job but i did it because i'm a thoughful blogger and that's what we do. so for you to straight up IGNORE my email tells me you're an asshole and you actually don't appreciate jack shit. oh by the way, you're welcome, biatch."
// "you know, you say that you love blogging and all the bloggers who come and read your shit but i've left you some comments with questions and you haven't even responded to them. i even went back to check the posts - which i never do - and guess what i found? NO FUCKING ANSWERS, that's what. so i think it's best that you stop writing all these filthy lies because it's obvious that you don't care about your readers."
Don't forget about Wednesday's Humpday Confessions link up, where you tell us all the secrets in your hair!
what kinds of comments do you wish you could leave but don't?