this week had so much win hence the huge boner in my pants all the live long day. let’s get right to it, shall we? here are a few things that gave me a stiffy this week:
1/ my DSLR workshop. with that under my belt and auto setting below me, now I can join up with Kelli’s monday link up and impress you guys with my profesh photog skillz. i actually took all the required photos already for the entire link up and most of the posts are already drafted. obsess much?
2/ snail mail. Kerry's awesome mug that she sent me. such thoughtful, surprise gifts like this are the best!
3/ the HTC M8. you all know I’m a huge geek; anything techy or gadgety gives me a fat geek boner. I mean, LOOK AT IT:
you guys probably care zero about these details: it runs android 4.4 (kitkat), snapdragon 2.3GHz quad core, 2GB RAM, 16GB or 32GB storage AND 128GB expandable microSD storage; a big change from HTC phones because expansion slots were not part of the previous designs. 5 inch, 1080 screen and new duo camera on the back. that’s right bitches; TWO cameras on the back and brand new jazzy camera functionality. all of this put together makes me want to hump it bad.
all the signs are there for me to get this:
i) it runs android kitkat. um, hello? people use “kitkat” as one of my nicknames.
ii) my carrier texted me the other day stating that I’m due for a free hardware upgrade. FREE UPGRADE around the same time as this release? bitch, you don’t have to tell me twice!
iii) I can sell my current phone for a great price since it’s not even a year old and still considered one of the best phones on the market. free upgrade and an extra $250?
so after this extensive analysis, it appears that the odds are ever in my favor so come April, I’ll be molesting this all the live long day.
4/ Steph linked up for humpday confessions. this girl has her blogging shit down; as in she legit has like, 199 posts written and scheduled which basically fills her quota for the entire year. but guess what? she made room for my lil ‘ol linkup and when I saw it, it sorta made me feel like this:
5/ shoutouts from my pals on their blogs. without me having to pay them to do it either! this is true friendship folks; non-bloggers simply cannot understand the real connections you make with those in the blogging community.
6/ training for #BBM2014 and tough mudder. I started incorporating this whore’s workout into my routine so I can keep up with the young bitches for #BBM2014:
two levels for 6 weeks. I alternate level 1 with level 2 every other day and have gone back to doing double workouts (morning and after work) to pump up the jam. my core is already pretty strong so I just jacked up the weights and omfg, death. I fully expect to be as shredded as this bitch come May. suck on that, young biatches (you know who you are).
7/ stocard. you know all those annoying reward cards we love but hate because they take up so much room in our wallets? this free app stores them all. you can thank my husband for this one:
what things gave you boners this week?