for the past two weeks, my nether regions were in DefCon 5 1: i managed to get every awful ailment that could happen to one person all in one shot and situation got critical:
- return of the godawful anus demons but it was a small attack.
- i got pink-eye.
- i broke out in nasty zits.
- i slept weird on my pillow which resulted in my earring being bent a strange way and then it got infected.
- i got my period - thankfully it lasted only 3 days
- ...but then as soon as my vagina stopped bleeding, i got a fucking yeast infection.
- i got strep throat
- ...which moved into my chest and then i developed a wicked cough and chest pains
- i burned my arm on the fucking oven.
tell me god, what did i do to wrong you?!
anyhow, i'm glad to say that eveything is back to normal....now onto the fun stuff.
do any of you know what a sock bun is? i didn't until saturday when bestie's wife melted my face by showing me how she uses a sock to put her hair up in a bun:
in the history of my unruly hair, i've never ever been successful in getting my hair to stay in a pretty bun. my hair is way too long and so frigging heavy that just short of using rubber cement, nothing would hold my hair up without giving me a wicked headache...until the sock bun. you don't need any pins either!
as soon as i got home frome bestie's house, i ran upstairs and grabbed an old dress sock, cut off the toe part, rolled it into a disc (top two photos) and rolled my hair into it. it took me a few tries and i'm still getting the hang of it but it totally works. and the best part is that you don't even need to secure it to your head with pins - it just stays put!
the beauty board weekend happened this weekend too! getting better every year, my friend stephanie of blush pretty hosts this amazing event where local toronto vendors come and showcase their stuff. it's an afternoon of mingling, trying on and shopping for products, eating and listening to amazing tunes and this year, a good friend was also showcasing her new store for the first time: Paper + Cloth. washi tape, vintage fabrics, lace tape and all things crafty is what this online store will sell (June 1 launch). more details to come!
more awesome vendors:
dot & lil: specializing in delicious bath and body products. my favorite is her satsuma body butter
my all-time favorite nail brand: cheeky monkey. bought "get wet" yesterday, wearing it today and loving it.
featherband: gorgeous handmade headbands and clips
ella: natural bath and body products.
sweet leaf bath: newbies at the beauty board, they sell natural bath and body products.
paper + cloth: selling all things crafty.
pure + simple: only the best all-natural products ever made!
consonant body: an up-and-coming company that only uses the healthiest products for your skin.
kaia naturals: only the best facial cleansing wipes you'll ever use!
what i bought:
kaia naturals bamboo facial cleansing wipes (individually wrapped wipes which are great for travel!)
paper + cloth washi tape. seriously love these!
dot & lil satsuma body butter. this product saved my hands; all winter i slathered this on and never got any hang nails.
cheeky monkey "get wet" nail color.
consonant body "the perfect sunscreen". seriously, this IS the perfect sunscreen! i'm trying to get away from chemical sunscreens and this is a physical block that doesn't leave a white cast and it's not greasy. a review to come shortly.
pure + simple travel skin care for senstive skin.
....and what i made with my washi tape!
hope you all had a great weekend!





