....i didn't workout this morning and it's knawing at me. i will now do everything in my power to get home early and crank one out. no one better schedule shit at 3pm because they're going to get a big fat DECLINE.
....don't you just love getting thrown under a bus? someone at work who didn't know the full story and was probably having a bad day decided go off on a limb and say some shit that resulted in a flurry of emails sent way too fucking early this morning and it all landed in my inbox. joy. after spending the entire morning sorting this shit out and calming everyone the fuck down, i'm all irritable and cranky from not being able to do my morning routine of having my breakfast and relaxing before the hectic day starts. everyone better stay out of my fucking way.
....i hate it when i call the help desk to get them to do shit and they talk to me like i'm an idiot. I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR THIS SHIT DUDE, AND IF THERE WEREN'T COMPANY RESTRICTIONS I'D DO THIS MYSELF. now fuck off and give me what i want.
....you'd think that i'm on my period given the amount of anger oozing from this post but in fact, i'm just pissy because my day is all out of whack.
....the other day, someone called me "thick". i was offended because i thought he was calling me a heffer but in fact, it's a compliment. i don't get street lingo.
....a coworker told me that i had a badass strut. i blew it off and laughed but secretly, i was all "fuck yeah!".
....i love that i'm wearing this dress! i haven't been able to wear this since 2008 and it's loose on me. holla!
....i wish i could kick off some people who are following me on instagram.
....i unfollowed a few blogs again because they just never fucking respond and there are 2 more hanging on by a thin thread.
....i book my work calendar as "busy" from 3pm onwards but people don't seem to give a fuck and book me in meetings anyway.
....i have been craving bubble tea like nobody's business.
....i am so in love with my new all-natural sunscreen! a review to follow shortly.
....i have been spending hours on pinterest looking up ideas for washi tape because i'm seriously obsessed with them.
what are your confessions?